So I had a colonoscopy today, and had a lovely back-and-forth with one of the nurses
  1. Nurse: Hi, I'm Myrtle the Magnificent.
  2. Me: Wait, what? Like a magician or something?
  3. Nurse: That's right!
  4. Me: And for your first trick... You're gonna make the scope disappear, aren't you?
  5. Nurse: Exactly! But do you know where it's gonna disappear to?!
  6. Me: Is it my butt?
  7. Nurse: It's your butt!
  8. Me: I don't like this trick.
  9. Nurse: No one likes this trick.
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